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    Answer the PHONE

    JohnOB58
    Level 1

    Answer the darn phone!

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    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    Sorry, I didn't even hear it ring.


    Slava Ukraini!

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    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    Sorry, I didn't even hear it ring.


    Slava Ukraini!
    Just-Lisa-Now-
    Level 15
    Level 15

    Nobody in this board is connected to phone support, you may as well yell that out the window in your house.


    ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥Lisa♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    Still the smart one, aren't you. 

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    dkh
    Level 15

    Must be Ernestine Tomlin running the switchboard today.......

    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    "Still the smart one, aren't you"

    What can I say ---- nobody else wanted the job.

    Fish aren't biting so you showed up here?


    Slava Ukraini!
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    Yep last time on the big western pond was Sept 22.  Waves have been over 10 feet for over a month

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    If you were in Minnesota, that would sound like a good walleye chop for fishing 😁


    Slava Ukraini!
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    That is true.  We are wimpy on the west coast.

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    sjrcpa
    Level 15

    Hi Dave!


    The more I know the more I don’t know.
    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c5o7lUcun8

    Might as well throw in a little musical interlude.


    Slava Ukraini!
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    Hello, Susan How are things on the east coast?

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    abctax55
    Level 15

    Must be Ernestine Tomlin running the switchboard today.......

    "one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy" snort, snort

    HumanKind... Be Both
    abctax55
    Level 15

    @mojocpa_ 

    how ARE you???  Long time, no chat.

    HumanKind... Be Both
    sjrcpa
    Level 15

    Busy as usual.


    The more I know the more I don’t know.
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    We are doing well, even with hunkering down to stay away from Covid. Also taking many trips to the landfill with the fan mail from the medicare advantage people while I turned 65 in August. Mine has finally subsided, but now it's Cindy's turn as she turns 65 in May. Din-o-mite...

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    Well, the good news is, you remembered how to get back from the landfill.  People your age sometimes have trouble remembering those things.  Good thing I don't hit that old age milestone for a few more years.  Or was it a few more months ------------ my memory isn't what it used to be 😜


    Slava Ukraini!
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    It's a few months,       me remember well

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    Looks like you passed the memory test.  Now we will check your physical abilities by having you climb to the top of Intuit's Ivory Tower.  Just be careful on those steps.  They tend to spread a lot of manure around so the steps could be slippery.


    Slava Ukraini!
    abctax55
    Level 15

    @mojocpa_ 

    Did it last year myself...relatively painless process.   Have Cindy call me if she's afraid it will hurt 🙂

    Any trips south planned?

    HumanKind... Be Both
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    Will have her call her if she has questions. Our trips are up in the air at this point, but a trip South  is in the plans for the future, maybe in slack time in May

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    mdtao31
    Level 7

    do hope the newbes remember SNL 

    CLASSIC

    regards,LARRY

    stay safe

    dkh
    Level 15

    I must be really old, I remember it from Laugh-In

    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    All I can say about that is - sock it to me.


    Slava Ukraini!
    joshuabarksatlcs
    Level 10

    RE: Or was it a few more months ------------ my memory isn't what it used to be

    Yep, @IRonMaN , two things happen when you're old.

    First, you lose your memory.

    Second.....  Dang,...  I don't remember now.


    I come here for kudos and IRonMaN's jokes.
    Taxprohere
    Level 8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nSRHbaEH0

     

    oops, was that you?, didn't see you.  

     

    mdtao31
    Level 7

    ernistine the phone operataor from saturdat night live

    with chevy, bill, and john b

    regards, LARRY

    stay safe

    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    But Ernistine first started counting ringy dingies on Laugh-In which began a few years before SNL started up.


    Slava Ukraini!
    abctax55
    Level 15

    And it wasn't Ernestine "Tomlin" (my bad..).  It was LILY Tomlin (the actress portraying Ernestine).  

    https://www.lilytomlin.com/lilytomlin/lily-tomlins-characters/ernestine/

    I loved Arte Johnson on the tricycle.

    Laugh-In was way, way ahead of it's time.

    HumanKind... Be Both
    joshuabarksatlcs
    Level 10

    RE:  And it wasn't Ernestine "Tomlin" (my bad..).  It was LILY Tomlin (the actress portraying Ernestine).

    That'd be fine by me.  I've been calling that dude Rick Bogart for quite some time....

     


    I come here for kudos and IRonMaN's jokes.
    sjrcpa
    Level 15

    You bet your sweet bippy.


    The more I know the more I don’t know.
    mojocpa_
    Level 3

    Our dear departed Texas buddy used to have a picture of Arte Johnson as Wolfgang, the German soldier as his avatar. very interesting.

    Former All Star
    He was level on the level
    IRonMaN
    Level 15

    Yeah, those were the days that he went with the "Grammar Nazi" title.  I thought about that too when I saw that post.


    Slava Ukraini!
    abctax55
    Level 15

    RIP, Chuck.

    HumanKind... Be Both