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rbynaker
Level 13
April 14, 2020
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Stimulus payment

  • April 14, 2020
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I haven't seen this one asked yet so hopefully someone can help me.  If I had a ham sandwich for lunch today, where will my stimulus payment be deposited?

Also, I gave each of the dogs a small piece of ham, do I have to pay back part of the stimulus next year?

Rick

PS: Is it just me or are the questions getting crazier around here?

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Best answer by abctax55

Given the amount of "pork" in virtually every one of the attempts to keep the economy & small businesses afloat, your choice of a ham sandwich is perfect 🤣

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IRonMaN
Level 15
April 14, 2020

If you had a ham sandwich today, your payment is going to be delayed.  Only turkey sandwich checks are being sent out right now.

The questions have always been crazy here, but like cream, the crazier stuff rises to the top.

Slava Ukraini!
Level 6
April 14, 2020

did you order from grubhub or door dash?  they may get it first or apply to your next to go order

George4Tacks
Level 15
April 14, 2020

My last name is Crozier, which is very similar to crazier, which is what many refer to me as.

No, I am not related to that wonder US Navy captain fired for doing the right thing, but in the wrong manner.

 

Answers are easy. Questions are hard!
abctax55
abctax55Answer
Level 15
April 14, 2020

Given the amount of "pork" in virtually every one of the attempts to keep the economy & small businesses afloat, your choice of a ham sandwich is perfect 🤣

HumanKind... Be Both
dascpa
Level 11
April 14, 2020

Thank you but I'll take my matzoh and gefilte fish stimulus please.  I am offended by all this talk of ham and pork.  I need my reparations payment added to my stimulus payment, which is probably going to pay for my kids cellphone bills for the rest of eternity anyways.  What the hey, just send the check to Sprint.