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Remote TurboTax live team

Forum|Forum|2 years ago
July 30, 2024
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Received correspondence today from the aforementioned Intuit entity inquiring about hiring me. Here are my terms: $300 an hour payable in Hungarian gold Korona coins. Cadillac health insurance plan including dental insurance and eye insurance, with a new pair of pop bottles every year. Four weeks a year timeshare for free on a location in the Mediterranean. One year's worth of blue buffalo dog biscuits for Heidi. If you (Intuit) are interested, then please contact me.

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Best answer by IRonMaN

Yeah, I get those too. The only way you will see my name on the list for Turdddotaxxx Live is when IRonMaN is dead. 👻

IRonMaNAnswer

Level 15

Yeah, I get those too. The only way you will see my name on the list for Turdddotaxxx Live is when IRonMaN is dead. 👻

Slava Ukraini!

sjrcpa

Level 15

But they offer a 401(k) Plan, and help to get your EA! 🤣

The more I know the more I don’t know.

IRonMaN

Level 15

Is this like the new version of Wheel of Fortune? Instead of buying a vowel, we trade two consonants to get one?

Slava Ukraini!

abctax55

Level 15

My feelings are hurt (not).... they haven't asked ME. 😘

HumanKind... Be Both

sjrcpa

Level 15

I must have gotten yours Anna. I have received several.

The more I know the more I don’t know.

abctax55

Level 15

THANK YOU, Susan for being my own personal spam filter 😉

HumanKind... Be Both

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garman22

Intuit Community Champion

I would rather cut my face off....unless they offer me a 1970 SS Chevelle numbers matching, 2021 ZR1 Corvette and free gas for life. Plus I require a tiny house to do my job. WELCOME ABOARD!!! I'd like a dog too.

Have a nice day, Intuit.

The_AntiTax_Man

Level 7

@PATAX Yes, they sent out that email after they laid off 1,800 of their employees. They stated that they would be looking to upgrade to AI replacement employees. How did they determine that y'all had AI?

qbteachmt

Level 15

"How did they determine that y'all had AI?"

It means Intuit thinks they are AI.

Don't yell at us; we're volunteers

PATAXAuthor

Level 12

I do not believe that Intuit thinks that I am AI. They mailed the correspondence to me.

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