Might as well take a break
Since tax season isn't going to be starting until 3/27 this year, you could enjoy a little humor to brighten the day. Ok, it's very little humor, but it's humor -------- at least give me credit for trying.
Lena: “Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor.”
Ole: “Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous.”
Lena: “Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor.”
Ole: “You don’t even know vat a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Ver is da car?”
Lena: “In da lake.”
Ole and Lena are out at the lake, getting ready to put the boat in the water, Lena driving and Ole standing in the pickup bed.
The brakes fail as Lena’s backing the boat into the lake, and the truck submerges.
Lena swims out the open window, but Ole doesn’t come up for the longest time.
Finally, up pops Ole. Lena asks him, “What took you so long?”
Ole replies, “Oh, you know, that tailgate is hard to open!”
Ole and Lena got married.
After a beautiful ceremony and a fun but modest reception they got in Ole’s car and headed out on their honeymoon.
When they reached Saint Paul, Ole put his hand on Lena’s knee.
Lena said, “Ole, we’re married now. You can go farder den dat.”
So Ole drove to Duluth.
