I Uploaded My Documents Yesterday

[dascpa]

I Uploaded My Documents Yesterday, do you have an idea of how much I owe?

Sarcastic answer #1 - as you're my only client I've been waiting on pins and needles for your upload. I'll jump on it right away.

Sarcastic answer #2 - unlike a drive-thru car wash, we are not a drive-thru tax prep firm.

Sarcastic answer #3 - the more you bug me, the lower your file goes in my order of doing things.

Any more?

[rbynaker]

"No, but if you want to drive to Ohio and meet my friend Jim, he'll have your return done before I have time to even look at it."

[Accountant-Man]

You must be waiting for the referral to another preparer. I won't send you to a friend, since I like my friends.

Sorry, I don't hate my enemies so much that I would refer you to them either.

[The_AntiTax_Man]

@dascpa both hands are full, the phone call goes unanswered, please leave a message, talk to you after April 15th.....

[IRonMaN]

Sarcastic answer #101 - Yes, but according to new disclosure laws I won’t be able to tell you that until April 15th.