I Uploaded My Documents Yesterday, do you have an idea of how much I owe?

Sarcastic answer #1 - as you're my only client I've been waiting on pins and needles for your upload. I'll jump on it right away.

Sarcastic answer #2 - unlike a drive-thru car wash, we are not a drive-thru tax prep firm.

Sarcastic answer #3 - the more you bug me, the lower your file goes in my order of doing things.

Any more?