Sven and Ole stopped in wondering when the 1040-ES was going to be ready

[IRonMaN]

And they told a couple of stories while they were in:

One day Sven was complaining to Ole that he couldn't get a girlfriend, and none of the ladies ever look his way.

Ole replied "well dontchyaknow you gotta do something sexy to attract her!"

That night Ole looked out to the barn and saw Sven dancing seductively in front of his John Deere.

Ole hollered "Sven, what the heck ya doing old buddy?"

Sven replied "I'm taking your advice! I'm doing something sexy to a tractor!"

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During the big flood around Fargo in 1975, several Norwegians waited by the river banks with toothbrushes. The were waiting for the Crest.

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Ole and his buddy Sven are standing on a hilltop looking down at some cows.

Ole says, “That there’s a nice bunch of cows.”

Sven says, “Herd.”

“Heard of what?”

“Herd of cows, Ole.”

“Well of course I’ve heard of cows, who hasn’t?”

Exasperated, Sven exclaims, “No, a cow herd!”

Ole shrugs his shoulders. “What do I care what a cow heard? I got no secrets from da cows.”

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Sven and Ole were driving down to the cities for a weekend trip. They saw a sign that said, "Minneapolis - Left"... So they went home.

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[TaxGuyBill]

It took me a few seconds to 'get' the first one about the tractor.  😂

[IRonMaN]

I had a client for many years that would from time to time tell me that he grew up on a farm.  His parents immigrated from Serbia so the family had a bit of an accent.  Anyway, he would tell me that the girls didn't want to sit by him in school because he had a fancy odor.  Of course, "offensive" using a bit of a foreign accent sounds a bit like "a fancy".  The guy was full of BS and always made you laugh with his stories.  He has been gone for about 10 years now but I still smile thinking about some of the things he said over the years.