And they told a couple of stories while they were in:

One day Sven was complaining to Ole that he couldn't get a girlfriend, and none of the ladies ever look his way.

Ole replied "well dontchyaknow you gotta do something sexy to attract her!"

That night Ole looked out to the barn and saw Sven dancing seductively in front of his John Deere.

Ole hollered "Sven, what the heck ya doing old buddy?"

Sven replied "I'm taking your advice! I'm doing something sexy to a tractor!"

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During the big flood around Fargo in 1975, several Norwegians waited by the river banks with toothbrushes. The were waiting for the Crest.

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Ole and his buddy Sven are standing on a hilltop looking down at some cows.

Ole says, “That there’s a nice bunch of cows.”

Sven says, “Herd.”

“Heard of what?”

“Herd of cows, Ole.”

“Well of course I’ve heard of cows, who hasn’t?”

Exasperated, Sven exclaims, “No, a cow herd!”

Ole shrugs his shoulders. “What do I care what a cow heard? I got no secrets from da cows.”

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Sven and Ole were driving down to the cities for a weekend trip. They saw a sign that said, "Minneapolis - Left"... So they went home.

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