Since I am the worst of the worst

[IRonMaN]

Since a lovely person pointed today that I am the worst of the worst people posting here, I thought I would stick with that idea and provide a bad joke.  So everybody take a break from waiting for those 5695 returns to come back, and definitely stay away from high places so that you don't get the urge to jump.  Anyway have a good weekend (that's a bonus bad joke ---------- what's the difference between the weekend and a week day for someone in this business?)

Ole and Lena were on their 50th wedding anniversary cruise when all of a sudden Lena fell overboard. The captain of the Cruise ship searched for hours when he finally told Ole that he was sorry and that the cruise has to continue. Poor Ole was heart broken. On the return trip back to port there is a knock at the door and it was the Captain excitedly proclaiming they found Lena alive!!!!! She was holding on to this huge Oyster and inside the Oyster was this huge Pearl! Ole goes WOW!!!!!! Then tells the Captain to re-bait Lena and said to send her back down again.

[dkh]

Keeping on the theme of being labeled "the worst of the worst "

I made the mistake of allowing a client pull me into a political discussion today..  I was made to feel like I was ignorant, small minded, out of touch....etc etc. 

Not sure there will be a future in doing business with them.   Not sad about it.

We should have discussed the Super Bowl. 

[IRonMaN]

Sounds like another one that made the "former" client list 😁

[rbynaker]

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@dkh wrote:

We should have discussed the Super Bowl. 

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Maybe not.  I had a client a couple weeks ago go off on a rant against violence in sports, football in particular.

[IRonMaN]

How about the table tennis World Championship coming up February 16th?  But I realize they are armed with paddles so it does have the possibility of being violent.

[TaxGuyBill]

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@IRonMaN wrote:

Since a lovely person pointed today that I am the worst of the worst people posting here

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Oh, now I'll need to dig through the posts to find that one.   🤣

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@IRonMaN wrote:

Ole and Lena were on their 50th wedding anniversary cruise when all of a sudden Lena fell overboard. The captain of the Cruise ship searched for hours when he finally told Ole that he was sorry and that the cruise has to continue. Poor Ole was heart broken. On the return trip back to port there is a knock at the door and it was the Captain excitedly proclaiming they found Lena alive!!!!! She was holding on to this huge Oyster and inside the Oyster was this huge Pearl! Ole goes WOW!!!!!! Then tells the Captain to re-bait Lena and said to send her back down again.

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Isn't that what all of us would do?  🤣

[IRonMaN]

Some of them I don't look at as jokes but as sage advice. 😁

[IRonMaN]

As a side note, I HOPE you don't CRASH looking for the post.

[BobKamman]

A famous person once said that following tax legislation is like watching sausage being made.  Same thing can be said about answering tax questions.  And for that, you are the wurst of the wurst.  

[IRonMaN]

I'm even wurster than that.

[PATAX · Accepted solution]

@IRonMaN👍☝If you are the worst of the worst, then there is no Best of the Best. Me and Heidi are with you 100%.🐕🤓

[IRonMaN]

I thought I could count on you but I was positive I could count on Heidi😉

[TiredFarmer]

I am sticking with PATax and Heidi's answer.

[IRonMaN]

If you listen to Heidi you can't go wrong, although she does get a little messed up once in awhile on weekends after listening to those polkas 😉