Since a lovely person pointed today that I am the worst of the worst people posting here, I thought I would stick with that idea and provide a bad joke.  So everybody take a break from waiting for those 5695 returns to come back, and definitely stay away from high places so that you don't get the urge to jump.  Anyway have a good weekend (that's a bonus bad joke ---------- what's the difference between the weekend and a week day for someone in this business?)

Ole and Lena were on their 50th wedding anniversary cruise when all of a sudden Lena fell overboard. The captain of the Cruise ship searched for hours when he finally told Ole that he was sorry and that the cruise has to continue. Poor Ole was heart broken. On the return trip back to port there is a knock at the door and it was the Captain excitedly proclaiming they found Lena alive!!!!! She was holding on to this huge Oyster and inside the Oyster was this huge Pearl! Ole goes WOW!!!!!! Then tells the Captain to re-bait Lena and said to send her back down again.