Stimulus payment

[rbynaker]

I haven't seen this one asked yet so hopefully someone can help me.  If I had a ham sandwich for lunch today, where will my stimulus payment be deposited?

Also, I gave each of the dogs a small piece of ham, do I have to pay back part of the stimulus next year?

Rick

PS: Is it just me or are the questions getting crazier around here?

[IRonMaN]

If you had a ham sandwich today, your payment is going to be delayed.  Only turkey sandwich checks are being sent out right now.

The questions have always been crazy here, but like cream, the crazier stuff rises to the top.

[George4Tacks]

My last name is Crozier, which is very similar to crazier, which is what many refer to me as.

No, I am not related to that wonder US Navy captain fired for doing the right thing, but in the wrong manner.

[chasetax]

did you order from grubhub or door dash?  they may get it first or apply to your next to go order

[rbynaker]

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@IRonMaN wrote:

your payment is going to be delayed.

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Oh good.  That gives me time to efile a simple return so I can have my deceased spouse's portion deposited into my back-door Roth IRA where I can gift it to my kids and they can use it to pay their child care expenses.

My barber told me that his neighbor's brother-in-law's bartender said we could do this even though I have no deceased spouse, no back-door Roth and no kids.  It's a huge loophole.  What form do I file for this?

[IRonMaN]

That would be form 666.

[qbteachmt]

It depends on if you bough the ham with a loan or not, of course 🙂

[rbynaker]

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@qbteachmt wrote:

It depends on if you bough the ham with a loan or not, of course 🙂

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Yes.  I used the Preferred Pork Product loan proceeds.  I think the loan is forgiven if I use at least 75% of the money for ham and bacon.

[abctax55 · Accepted solution]

Given the amount of "pork" in virtually every one of the attempts to keep the economy & small businesses afloat, your choice of a ham sandwich is perfect 🤣

[dascpa]

Thank you but I'll take my matzoh and gefilte fish stimulus please.  I am offended by all this talk of ham and pork.  I need my reparations payment added to my stimulus payment, which is probably going to pay for my kids cellphone bills for the rest of eternity anyways.  What the hey, just send the check to Sprint.