Practice Management Celebrate! Really bad Dad tax jokes Read the Article Open Share Drawer Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) Written by Scott Cytron Published Apr 15, 2025 1 min read It’s the end of busy season. By now, you’ve completed returns by April 15 and filed extensions for your clients who need more time. Some tax pros celebrate by taking a few days off, slapping each other on the back, or tossing colorful confetti. On the Intuit® Tax Pro Center, we would like to celebrate by offering you some really bad Dad tax jokes … try these at your next team event or party. What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor. How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? The Net Present Value. Why are accountants so cool, calm, and collected? They have strong internal controls. What do you call a trial balance that does not balance? A late night. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation. What does an accountant say when getting on a train? Mind the GAAP. What do accountants like most about the weekends? They get to wear casual clothes to work! What do actuaries do to liven up their parties? Invite an accountant. Did you hear about the cannibal CPA? He charges an arm and a leg! What’s an accountant’s preferred exercise? Doing crunches … number crunches. (source: LLH) What are some of your favorite Dad jokes for tax and accounting? Leave a comment below to make all of us laugh … or cringe. Happy end-of-busy-season! Previous Post Elimination vs. delegation vs. automation Next Post Short survey: How did tax season go for you? Written by Scott Cytron Scott H. Cytron, ABC, is editor of several Intuit blogs, including the Firm of the Future, the QuickBooks blog, and the Tax Pro Center. He is president of Cytron and Company, known for helping companies and organizations improve their bottom line through strategic public relations, communications, marketing programs and top-notch client service. An accredited consultant, Scott works with companies, organizations and individuals in professional services (medical, legal, accounting, engineering), high-tech and B2B/B2C product/service sales. More from Scott Cytron 6 responses to “Celebrate! Really bad Dad tax jokes” What do you call an accountant in the army? A general ledger 🙂 Reply Thanks Jordan! Reply Je suis canadien Il me reste 11 jours de travail ardu !! Claude Reply Merci, Claude! Translated into English: I’m Canadian I have 11 days of hard work left!! Reply Here are more jokes: Q: What do the IRS, a mugger, and your kids have in common? A: They all take your money. Q: Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes? A: Because they only have one scent. Q: I was told when I bought solar panels for my house they would be free because of the tax breaks. Does this mean they are on the house? There are three types of tax forms: Short, long, and surrender. lntaxifcation: The wonderful feeling you get when you receive a tax refund until you realize it was your own money in the first place. Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole. Q: How do dairy farmers do their taxes? A: The ones with simple taxes use a cowculator, and the ones with complicated situations have to go to an accowntant. April 15 is when the money supply gets out of hand-as in out of your hand and into the government’s. Something you’ll never hear on tax day: Taxes are liberating! They free you from the burden of deciding how to spend your own money. Reply Thanks Rom! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Notify me of new posts by email. Δ Browse Related Articles Practice Management How Do You Decompress After Busy Season? Tax Law and News IRS Announces 2016 Tax Filing Season Start Date Practice Management Tax Pros for Reel: How Do You Relax After Tax Season? Tax Law and News December 2023 tax and compliance deadlines Practice Management Your Must-Have, Should-Do List Before Tax Season Starts Practice Management Short survey: How did tax season go for you? Advisory Services How to create a frictionless busy season Workflow tools On the Books podcast: Merry books-to-tax season Tax Law and News December 2024 tax and compliance deadlines Intuit® Accountants News Looking for a pun time? Check out the humor of accountant Justin Miller
Here are more jokes: Q: What do the IRS, a mugger, and your kids have in common? A: They all take your money. Q: Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes? A: Because they only have one scent. Q: I was told when I bought solar panels for my house they would be free because of the tax breaks. Does this mean they are on the house? There are three types of tax forms: Short, long, and surrender. lntaxifcation: The wonderful feeling you get when you receive a tax refund until you realize it was your own money in the first place. Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole. Q: How do dairy farmers do their taxes? A: The ones with simple taxes use a cowculator, and the ones with complicated situations have to go to an accowntant. April 15 is when the money supply gets out of hand-as in out of your hand and into the government’s. Something you’ll never hear on tax day: Taxes are liberating! They free you from the burden of deciding how to spend your own money. Reply