Time for a break

[IRonMaN]

As long as form 172 has arrived, I'm guessing everybody in ProSeriesland is as happy as a pig in mud.  So with that thinking in mind, Sven and Ole are staying out of the mud, but they can't stay out of trouble for long.  So here is the 3/17/25 edition of Sven and Ole:

(yeah the 3/17 date is late but I paper filed an extension for it this morning ---------- i know at least a couple of you will get it😁)

 Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday.
A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it.
"Oh," said Ole, "I persuaded her to svitch to a clarinet."
"How come," asked Lars? "Vell,"
Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet she can't sing."

Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Oslo, Minnesota. The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's, said, "Ole...What in the world are you doing?
Where are your clothes? You're naked." "Yah, I know," said Ole.
"You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Sven's for his birthday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys and girls."
"Is that right?", his policeman friend asked.
"Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Sven, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!'
So vee all go into the bedroom.... where den he yells, 'Everybody git naked!'
"Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!' "
"Oh, my!", exclaimed the policeman.
"Yah, Yah. I guess I'm the first one here".

Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Wisconsin recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye. He had two buckets of fish. As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" Ole replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and dey yump back into der buckets and I take dem home."
"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." Said the game warden.
Ole looked at the game warden with an _expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It really does vork, don'tcha know?"
"O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was really curious now.
So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?"
"Vell what?" responded Ole.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?" asked Ole.
"The fish!"
"What fish?"