So a priest stumbles into a bar on Easter Sunday

[IRonMaN]

And at one end of the bar is Donald Trump and the other end of the bar sits Joe Biden.  In between the two of them sits Jesus and his lucky 13 disciples.  

Ok, there is no joke, but this is religious and political ------- combined, so I want to see how long before it disappears.  My timer is set, so GO!

[TiredFarmer]

Have you seen jail house rock on you tube

[IRonMaN]

I can't say that I have, but now I will since you mentioned it.

[TiredFarmer]

Someone has a lot of time or talent to cut and paste from all the different appearances. A client showed it to us today.

[IRonMaN]

Which one are you referring to?  A bunch show up including Elvis, The Blues Brothers, and Donald Trump.

[dkh]

Ironman, running with scissors through a mine field tonight

[IRonMaN]

Only the brave dare do it 😁

[TiredFarmer]

Donald Trump

[IRonMaN]

I don't want to get political, but........................... ok, I'll get political, it brought a smile to my face 😀

[rcooley25]

It did not take much time before  I  disappeared. On my two confrontational posts I disappeared Faster than Harry Houdini.

By the way the number of disciples are 12 and not 13. 

[IRonMaN]

In your version of the story there are 12, in my version of a partial joke there 13 of them.

[rcooley25]

Be careful of the jokes.  On my joke about Alimony people at intuit got so mad they are not speaking to me.

[IRonMaN]

Count your blessings.  There are some folks here you really don't want to talk to anyway 😁

[rbynaker]

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@IRonMaN wrote:

In your version of the story there are 12, in my version of a partial joke there 13 of them.

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But there are still 53 states, 9 planets and 4 oceans, right?

[IRonMaN]

It sounds like you have seen my joke before 😜

[rcooley25]

You sound like a candidate for President.

[IRonMaN]

I would never run --------------------- but if elected ....................... 😀

[rcooley25]

There is a country song by the late Roy Clark titled thelast name in Jesus is us.

If you get a chance listen to it.

[rcooley25]

And if elected I will not serve.

[IRonMaN]

The best song Roy Clark ever released was Thank God and Greyhound.  For those that have never heard it before:

Roy Clark "Thank God And Greyhound" on The Ed Sullivan Show - YouTube

[rcooley25]

That is a good song but be careful.

The song says some nasty things about his soon to be X and someone at intuit might get offended.

[IRonMaN]

I know how to find my way to the principal's office.  I'll just self report.