I can see why tax preparers don't make good airline pilots

[IRonMaN]

Based on a scan of the posts in the last few minutes, it appeared that the world was ending and tax preparers were going to end up like the dinosaurs.  Evidently there was a short blip in service that resulted in an instantaneous mass panic.  Nobody took a step back or a deep breath, instead everyone was hitting the panic button.  If you ever listen to tapes of the last minutes of airline pilots, they calmly say they are heading into the side of a mountain and there isn't an ounce of panic shown in their voices.  Evidently if tax preparers were pilots, you wouldn't be able to make out a word they were saying because of the sheer panic they would be screaming into their microphone.  So to everyone posting this morning, please stick to your day job and forget about taking any flying lessons. 🛬

[dascpa · Accepted solution]

In the words of that famous poet, Tom Cruise " You know on the first one I crashed and burned. Charlie : And the second? Maverick : I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far."

[IRonMaN]

For simplicity, we will just start calling you Mav.

[Jim-from-Ohio]

every second of every minute of every hour is crucial

[IRonMaN]

To a watch maker