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[Jim-from-Ohio]

that is all, end of message

[IRonMaN]

And the Jeopardy question for today is:

How long does it take Jim to have breakfast, shower, and dress for work in the morning?

[Jim-from-Ohio]

since i combine intermittent fasting with Keto.. I  do not eat past 7 pm and I do not eat again until 11 am or noon the following day, it takes me even less than three minutes to shower, but I still have to look spiffy and that takes a few more minutes.. i scheduled this lady for a 20 minute time slot and i have 17 minutes to the next person now.. i never know if someone will be late or not. they usually are not as they know the drill. the market is closed now but between clients today I was checking my stocks.. banner day for stocks.. one stock, which I will not name as I know it upsets some here is closing in on their all time high. 

[PATAX]

Didn't know what keto was so I had to look it up.. it's real simple to stay healthy, eat well balanced meals and exercise, don't be lazy. Mediterranean type food is also very healthy.

[IRonMaN]

If you want to be healthy and live a long life, the easiest way to do it is to stay out of this profession.

[Jim-from-Ohio]

baseball.. umm.. accounting has been very very good to me.

[PATAX]

Iron Man is correct. take a look at some of the old accountants who are retired and see how they are hunched over. Looks like they have a block of cheese on their upper back.

[ljr]

I get the 3 minute tax return but you must need a minute or 2 more to print and have them sign - 😀

[Jim-from-Ohio]

Had a bit of a scare this morning..

8 am.. i scheduled half hour for this client.. they get here at 7:58 am.. all good so far.. then goes, can you do my mother's return and my gf's return also.. umm.. sure.. i can do it.. i was going even faster than usual.. and yes, everthing is reviewed and double checked.. got them all done by 8:29 pm.. phew.. then I help them out to the lobby and my lo and behold, my 8:30 appt is here. 

and what do they have... he says.. can you do my son's and my gf's return.. pretty amazing.. got them all done bu 9:01 pm.. six in an hour.. i can catch my breath now.. but not for long.. have a good day