I see numbers have been popular topics again the last couple of days. I hate to be left out of the conversation so I thought I would throw a few popular numbers out there just in case numbers can get you entered into some kind of contest. Well, as long as I am here:
Sven: "Ollie I bought a Lottery ticket today."
Ollie: "It looks like it has six numbers on it. 29, 4, 42, 11, 35, 36."
Sven: "What are the odds?"
Ollie: "29, 11, 35."
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Sven and Ole were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ole shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
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Sven: I haven't talked to my wife for 3 days.
Olaf: Well whys that?
Sven: I don't like to interrupt.
Slava Ukraini!
