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America's most wanted

IRonMaN
Level 15

It looks like the authorities arrested someone for the one of the highest profile crimes this week, but there is someone out there that has dodged arrest for much longer.  I saw a story in my local newspaper this morning about somebody that has evaded capture no matter how hard they have tried to catch him.  So if you see this face, don't try to approach him, just contact the appropriate officials and let them take over.

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If you have a couple of minutes, do a Google search for "Scrim the dog" and read one of the stories.  His last escape involved jumping out of a second story window to find freedom.  He has quite the resume. 


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BobKamman
Level 15

Meanwhile, in Tucson, the flightless bird named Liberty by law enforcement has ended his flight from captivity.

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https://tucson.com/news/local/lost-pet-emu-tucson-traffic-social-media-posts/article_a86bfcea-b422-1... 

IRonMaN
Level 15

It's sad when animals have to resort to panhandling in order to get by.


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Why did the flightless bird cross the road?

Because he didn't have airline miles.  

Ok, credit for creativity. But debit for lack of ha ha's. 

I'll stick to my day job.

I invite others to add a punchline. 

IRonMaN
Level 15

Well, based on the picture, it is obvious that he is a proud bird.  At least he isn't standing there with his hand out.


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BobKamman
Level 15

Emu to passenger:  "Do you have proof of Liberty Mutual insurance, or do I need to peck your eyes out?"

IRonMaN
Level 15

That sounds more like a peck line than a punch line 


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BobKamman
Level 15

@IRonMaN wrote:

That sounds more like a peck line than a punch line 


Well, you know what they say about peckers, it takes one to know one.  

IRonMaN
Level 15

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Taxes-by-Rocky
Level 7

That is somewhat disturbing. It looks like the dog is okay.

Taxes-by-Rocky
Level 7

Yes, no pets were hurt in that video.

IRonMaN
Level 15

I hesitate jumping off of the tailgate of my F150.  I wish I had that little dog's knees.  That was one impressive jump.  Is he part cat or something?


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