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You deserve a break today

IRonMaN
Level 15

Like is too short, so take a break.  I have been derelict in my duties and allowed everybody to get too serious around here, so here goes:

Tony died and was sent to be judged. He was told that he had cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this woman, pretending to be happy.

As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.

Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos saw their friend Jon up ahead, with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel. Stunned, Tony and Carlos asked Jon how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these awful women. Jon replied "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, 'Damn income taxes!'"


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TAXOH
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poolcleaner
Level 9
:smiling_imp::smiling_imp:
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IRonMaN
Level 15
:+1::+1:

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Just-Lisa-Now-
Level 15
Level 15
:joy::joy:

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TAXOH
Level 11

Too funny. 

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IRonMaN
Level 15
If nothing else will keep your clients on the straight and narrow, maybe this true story will do the trick.

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garman22
Level 13
Level 13

Bwhahahaaa!!!!! Thats some damn good humor! 

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IRonMaN
Level 15
And there aren't any fees attached!

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garman22
Level 13
Level 13
Good because Im only getting a $1 per return review from you..... :laughing::laughing:
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IRonMaN
Level 15
I'm willing to bump that up to $1.07 if that will help you out.

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garman22
Level 13
Level 13
hmmmm.....that might bump me into a new higher tax rate. I gotta check with my guy.
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IRonMaN
Level 15
Ok, or you could just ask your barber.

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Just-Lisa-Now-
Level 15
Level 15
or my Dad!   ahahahaha

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IRonMaN
Level 15
An even better source!

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