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[IRonMaN]

Since nobody seems to actually read posts, I thought we should get back to basics.  If you are looking for form 172, this is a good place to start.

Your homework for Monday is to read the following and report back Monday morning on who you think was running:

See Spot.

See Spot run.

Ok, that's enough for today.  I don't want to overwork anybody.

As a side note, the winner of our reading contest will receive their choice of either a case of lutefisk or a case of Fireball.

[TaxGuyBill]

You think we should be able to read?  Can't we just "Ask Google/Siri/ChatGPT"?

On a completely unrelated note, I can't get a return e-filed that has an NOL.  Any idea what I can do?  🤣 😂 🤣

[rbynaker]

Is this where I sign up for reading glasses?  I couldn't read the fine print as I'm newly optically lacking (NOL).

[Skylane]

Run, Run, Run 

[IRonMaN]

At least it's nice to see that everyone is finding a seat up front instead of sitting in the chairs in the back of the classroom 😁

[Frustrated-in-IL]

I'm guessing these "clases" aren't too focused on spelling.

That's okay.  I'm just here for the Fireball!

[IRonMaN]

Ok, you passed the first test, so now that portion of the exam has been updated.  But spelling isn't important.  As long as you can spell Spot and other four letter words correctly, you will do just fine.

[Frustrated-in-IL]

Do I get the Fireball?

[IRonMaN]

Well, the Fireball is currently out of stock so you will have to wait for a bit.  I do have plenty of lutefisk if you would like your prize to go out immediately.

[TiredFarmer]

You all sure do make the day brighter!

[Taxprohere]

I'm crammed into the school desk wondering what I can pour into this inkwell.  Watching Spot but he ain't running yet. 

[Frustrated-in-IL]

I signed up for this class because I just heard there is a new Form 172.  But that just might be a rumor.  After all, we are already into March and ProSeries doesn’t have a form like that.  If there is no Fireball, can I get a refund on my tuition?

[IRonMaN]

Yes, we do issue refunds but you will have to call support at .  Jenny's hours are:

Hours are all CST

Monday 2:33 am to 2:41 am 

Tuesday 9:22 pm to 9:22 pm

Wednesday - Thursday closed 

Friday 4:01 am to 4:09 am

Saturday - 8:00 am to 10:00 am - one Saturday per month depending on which Saturday she feels like working

Sunday - 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm - but she usually doesn't answer the phone on Sundays so leave a message and she might call you on the Saturday that she works that month

[Frustrated-in-IL]

Those Monday hours to call work perfectly for me.  If she will go out with me, you can keep the tuition and the Fireball.

[IRonMaN]

I'll put a good word in for you.

[IRonMaN]

After checking back in with the 172 post I can only say this ------------------- there is no hope for humanity. 😢

[Accountant-Man]

See Daniel run.

Splat.

[IRonMaN]

That was an awful short run. 😁

[Accountant-Man]

For our last anniversary, my wife got me one of those magnets for my car. She has one showing 26.2 (she's run 5 marathons so far, and qualified for Boston).

My magnet is 0.0.

[IRonMaN]

Sounds like you are well rested for the next marathon to come along. 😃

[Accountant-Man]

I do drive around the race course to spot her at different mile locations and give her water or other supplements.

I can drive 26.2 miles.

[IRonMaN]

Then you should buy yourself a magnet saying 26.2 - just because you don't run that far doesn't mean you don't travel that far.  She is using some little technicality to force the 0.0 magnet on you.