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Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

IRonMaN
Level 15

Oops, that's pirate so the only person that could relate to that would be Ashley - wherever her pirate ship is docked these days.  For those non-pirates out there, I meant to say - Ho Ho Ho - Merry Christmas!  For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays for whichever holiday you celebrate around this time of year.  Of course, there is always Festivus for the rest of us.  For those of you that believe in Santa, hopefully Santa has a copy of your FREE professional tax software tucked into your stocking this year.  Just remember to wash your stockings first - you don't want toe jam stuck in there or any strong odors that is going to keep Santa from filling that stocking for you.  It's been nice working with everybody this year (ok, there might be a few exceptions to "everybody" this year) so enjoy the holidays and be rested and ready for the onslaught that hits after the first of the year.  Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night.  Well actually, good morning ----------- but you know what I meant. 🎅🎄🦌

 


Slava Ukraini!
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TaxGuyBill
Level 15

If you had said "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Fireball", I suspect that may have caught the attention of a certain retired preparer.  🤣

 

Your comment about stockings got me wondering why many modern-day Christmas stockings don't really seem like they could fit an actual foot.

IRonMaN
Level 15

You are from Minnesota so you should know they are bigger so that you can fit extra layers underneath to keep your feet warm on those cold winter nights 😉


Slava Ukraini!
TaxGuyBill
Level 15

@IRonMaN wrote:

You are from Minnesota


 

A week or two ago the temperature fell below zero.  My neighbor noticed that I finally put on jeans to take the garbage can to the curb rather than wearing my usual shorts and a t-shirt.  😂

IRonMaN
Level 15

I have a neighbor that has shorts and a hoody for his standard attire.  90 above I see him in a hoody and shorts and 30 below he is still wearing a hoody and shorts


Slava Ukraini!