If you need a break, keep on reading. If you don't, you must not own a tax practice:
"A WIFE is a person who helps you through all the troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't got married." - Ole
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WHEN OLE and Lena got married and went on their honeymoon, Lena was a bit bashful. As they walked up to the hotel, Lena said, "What can we do so they won't know we're newly-weds?"
Answered Ole, "You carry the luggage."
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DOCTOR: "The best thing you can do, Ole, is quit drinking."
Ole: "And what's next best?"
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SVEN AND Ole heard so much about ice fishing that they decided to try it. Just before they got to a frozen lake, they stopped at a little bait shop to buy their bait and tackle.
Sven said to Ole, "We're going to need an ice pick."
The got it and took off. In about two hours, though, Ole was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen of ice picks."
The shopkeeper sold Ole the picks, and he left. But after one more hour Sven came back and said, "We will need all the ice picks you've got."
The bait man halted, "How are you fellows doing?"
"Not too good," said Sven. "We haven't got the boat in the water yet."
Slava Ukraini!
