Kathi_at_Intuit
Employee
Employee
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

until tax deadline. What do you wish your superpower could be right about now?? 

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abctax55
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

Clone myself (time 3 ?).

HumanKind... Be Both

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TaxGuyBill
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
Which one of you would be the official wine drinker?   :wine_glass::wine_glass:
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abctax55
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
That's why I need three.  Two to work, one to drink & sleep.
HumanKind... Be Both
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IntuitKatieB
Moderator
Moderator
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
In my head, it was one to work, one to sleep, and one to drink! :laughing::laughing:
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Just-Lisa-Now-
Level 15
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
I need one of those sister wives to take care of the house during tax time!  Sign me up for one of those!

♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥Lisa♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
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abctax55
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
The house doesn't matter if you don't go home....
HumanKind... Be Both
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Just-Lisa-Now-
Level 15
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
:joy::joy:

♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥Lisa♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
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PhoebeRoberts
Level 11
Level 11
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

Make my brain stop yelling WAKE UP I'M SURE THERE'S A TAX RETURN SOMEWHERE THAT NEEDS DOING at 6am on weekend days. I really want to sleep in.

All my returns were either filed or extended when I left the office today. Mom will have three to six more for me to file the next time I'm over there, which will probably be Saturday night - I'll be happier if all the returns have accepted by Monday afternoon.

The secret of my happiness is that latecomers don't get invited back.

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abctax55
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
"...Make my brain stop yelling WAKE UP I'M SURE THERE'S A TAX RETURN SOMEWHERE THAT NEEDS DOING at 6am on weekend days. "
Ain't THAT the truth.....  
Sleeping in Tuesday a.m. will be a real treat.
HumanKind... Be Both
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
Employee
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

My Superpower would be that I could shoot flames....  A flame shooting pirate, what could be cooler than that?  Unless i could fly while shooting flames.... that would be AWESOME

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Just-Lisa-Now-
Level 15
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

To automatically make the envelopes that people stuff their forms back into magically disintegrate!!   

Why in the world do you open an envelope, take the form out, look at it then stuff it back in the damn envelope and bring it to me?!?  


♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥Lisa♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
At least your clients open the envelopes :open_mouth::open_mouth:

Slava Ukraini!
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TaxGuyBill
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
Think positive ... some clients don't even open the envelopes.  :smile::smile:
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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
Must be a Minnesota thing :smile::smile:

Slava Ukraini!
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Just-Lisa-Now-
Level 15
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
I have those too! Those are just lazy people (I'm constantly amazed by how many people seriously don't care about the figures on their financial documents!)....its the ones that go out of their way to make it more difficult for me that really make me crazy!

♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥Lisa♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
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rbynaker
Level 14
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
At least they put the forms back in and don't just give you the empty envelopes.

You know, unless they write something important on the outside of the envelope, like what their car tax was last year.
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rbynaker
Level 14
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
PS: The car tax written on the envelope was the same person from a different discussion who didn't include the W-2.
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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
Mine usually use the outside of the blank envelopes to tell me how much their car insurance and driver's license fee was last year.

Slava Ukraini!
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garman22
Level 13
Level 13
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

I want to have the ability to fix all of Intuit's problems......hahahaah!!!

Screw that, I want to be invisible for a few days and rob some banks so I dont have to work no more! 

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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

"What do you wish your superpower could be right about now"

To be able to delete posts like that one.  Don't remind me that time is running out.


Slava Ukraini!
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Kathi_at_Intuit
Employee
Employee
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
But, that could be your your superpower! Slow time. Or have the biggest freezer ever and put all of the worlds cupcakes in there to be refilled whenever someone makes them.
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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
How do you know that I don't already have such a freezer?

Slava Ukraini!
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IntuitAustin
Intuit Alumni
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
Do they have anything in the ACME catalog to help? @IRonMaN

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IntuitKatieB
Moderator
Moderator
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
My super power would be to locate the freezer full of cupcakes and teleport them over to my place! :smile::smile:
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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
Austin - the ACME catalog has everything that you could ever imagine.  Whether or not the crap in the catalog works, is another story.

Slava Ukraini!
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
Employee
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
@IRonMaN testy, testy......  He's lying, he wishes that he could hang out with me more often, I heard him say it....
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TaxGuyBill
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM

Travel back in time to the day I decided to become a tax preparer, and talk myself out of it.   :smiley:

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IRonMaN
Level 15
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
:+1::+1:

Slava Ukraini!
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AshleyatIntuit
Employee
Employee
‎12-07-2019 06:21 AM
LOL
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