RE:

1.  Please register now to get yourself into the Running with Scissors program offered through the Intuit Academy. 

2.  If you act within the next sixty minutes you can also register for the How to Express Yourself in Five or Less Paragraphs class at half price.

3. I have lost almost every penny of the gains I made over the last several years in my IRAs...

1. @IRonMaN, if someday you wanted to open up an advertising agency, keep your day job.  For example, Running with Scissors program is a lousy eye catcher.  Make it Running with Scissors Boot Camp.  RSBC.

2.  Don't waste your thumbs with the How to Express Yourself in Five or Less Paragraphs class.   In the first place, coming up with a catchy course title is beyond hope.  Then, my experience: I took the course and immediately knew it was a waste of thumbs.  The course handout was more than five paragraphs.

3.  @rcherenson , don't worry.  I have all your pennies now.  They're in good hands.  Or good pockets.  Anyway, keep working.    I've heard you're how you avatar.  Work and your pennies will grow like rabbits.  I will always be stuck in thinking about something - like my avatar.  I still don't know who that young man is (and I don't want to know).  My client sent it to me and told me that was how I looked whenever I was thinking.  I don't want to know because I once had hair.  The avatar keeps me young and thinking.  Perhaps my hair (and teeth) will grow back.