Follow the yellow brick road because there is no place like home.

Just rinse and repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat and you will be there in no time.

Holy Cow!  No wonder it's called the IRonMan Rule.  It works only for @IRonMaN 

It works for a lot of folks.  Example

"IlovetaxesbutIdon'tknowhowtodothem"  What tax form do I file for individual income taxes.

"joshuabarksatlcs" You use form 1040

       (sorry for example purposes I greatly shortened what the actual response would have been)

SOLUTION

"IlovetaxesbutIdon'tknowhowtodothem"  I thought that might be the form but I wasn't sure

That scenario happens a lot here.

Is that better?

aaahhhhh thanks

You betcha, but I am going to have a barking dog here soon wondering why his post didn't get marked as the solution.  I'll think up a really good reason by the time he gets here.

What kind of barking dog, may I ask?  Nothing short of gaurd dog in puce will do.

"joshuabarksatlcs" You use form 1040

       (VERT SORRY for example purposes I greatly shortened what the actual response would have been)

You also skipped something for which you should also apologize.  (Yes, it's okay to use TWO (2) alsoes in ONE (1) sentence.  Before the abridged version of my response, there would be @BobKamman 's ALL CAP, purple-fontesque, or @qbteachmt 's stern explanations about this being an end users' chat group and not to be messed around by end users. 

It's okay to shorten my actual response, but NOT okay to skip my hero and heroine's.

Oh wait!!

Why ain't my post the solution?

Your post isn't the solution for a very simple reason ---------- it's spring and it was a long winter here this year.  Since a solution gets top billing in the post, one showing a nice flower to celebrate spring is a no brainer.

Intuit stock has been crushed.. so has a lot of companies.. I am hoping for a quick rebound!

Intuit has always been very good in the passing game, I'm not sure how well they do rebounding.

Ahem....Pardon me, which drug or drugs were posters in this topic taking?

Considering I have lost almost every penny of the gains I made over the last several years in my IRAs, I think I will be doing taxes for a LONG time, so I will follow the Yellow Brick Road as long as my brain holds out, LOL! 

It's fun, it's fun, yeah right... aaack!

The drug is sometimes, for some, and at times called humor.  

Or, sometimes, for some, and at times, a question made by some - "you call that humor?"

It's all just fun and games.  And then someone that isn't properly trained gets up and tries to run with scissors and the next thing you know we have someone with one less eye.  Please register now to get yourself into the Running with Scissors program offered through the Intuit Academy.  It's an intensive 8 week program and it only costs 100 thumbs.  So cash in your thumbs up today!  If you act within the next sixty minutes you can also register for the How to Express Yourself in Five or Less Paragraphs class at half price.

RE:

1.  Please register now to get yourself into the Running with Scissors program offered through the Intuit Academy. 

2.  If you act within the next sixty minutes you can also register for the How to Express Yourself in Five or Less Paragraphs class at half price.

3. I have lost almost every penny of the gains I made over the last several years in my IRAs...

1. @IRonMaN, if someday you wanted to open up an advertising agency, keep your day job.  For example, Running with Scissors program is a lousy eye catcher.  Make it Running with Scissors Boot Camp.  RSBC.

2.  Don't waste your thumbs with the How to Express Yourself in Five or Less Paragraphs class.   In the first place, coming up with a catchy course title is beyond hope.  Then, my experience: I took the course and immediately knew it was a waste of thumbs.  The course handout was more than five paragraphs.

3.  @rcherenson , don't worry.  I have all your pennies now.  They're in good hands.  Or good pockets.  Anyway, keep working.    I've heard you're how you avatar.  Work and your pennies will grow like rabbits.  I will always be stuck in thinking about something - like my avatar.  I still don't know who that young man is (and I don't want to know).  My client sent it to me and told me that was how I looked whenever I was thinking.  I don't want to know because I once had hair.  The avatar keeps me young and thinking.  Perhaps my hair (and teeth) will grow back.

“Perhaps my hair (and teeth) will grow back”

I’m guessing you aren’t interested in the Intuit Academy’s “How to Grow Your Hair and Teeth Back” program?

I’m guessing you aren’t interested in the Intuit Academy’s “How to Grow Your Hair and Teeth Back” program?

Not unless it's a boot camp.

(There you go.  A one liner.  By me.  But this blew it, didn't it?)

Yup

 I will always be stuck in thinking about something - like my avatar.  I still don't know who that young man is (and I don't want to know).  My client sent it to me and told me that was how I looked whenever I was thinking.

Oh @joshuabarksatlcs   let's hope you are not thinking like the young man in your avatar.  Remember when someone (I think it was Bob) said anyone that opens an envelope on the end is a serial killer......your avatar opens his envelopes on the end

I think your client is telling you that your "thinking" face scares them....lol

Well, he said he has no hair, no teeth, and he inherited his father's ugly nose.  I think his face in general is scaring his client.  At least according to everything I have read on the internet about him.  And everything I have read on the internet about him came from him, so it has to be true. 😬

RE: And everything I have read on the internet about him came from him, so it has to be true

I made sure all those facts were included before Paragraph 6.  Glad you got it all...

We are good as long as it got there before paragraph six.