It is with an urgent tone in my voice and tears spilling from my eyes that I beseech you to find it in your hearts to donate to the IRS.  Perhaps you have an old printer with a serial plug.  Maybe you have a multi-function unit that was just the wrong size for the space you have or, upon a prayer, you have some ink cartridges that you just never threw out and with a squirt of water, could be liquefied again. 

The IRS needs our help.  Your help.  The fate of the industry is at stake.

Help them Obitax Deductme, you’re their only hope.