"I filed another and would like a refund for one of the returns from procennec"

Speaking of jokes:

Paddy was at the doctor's office the other day..

He said to the doctor "Doc, I'm half deaf all of a sudden. I'm having trouble hearing."

The doctor replied "Right, we'll test if you're half deaf or not. Go out and stand in the room at the end of the hall and I'll shout a number and if you can hear it, shout it back."

Paddy walked out and into the room.

The doctor shouted "88!"

Paddy replied "44!"