Nah...  April 15 or 18 or 19 will come and go.  So will March 15 and Oct 15.  After all these years, the tax season ain't gonna to be long or short for me.

Let me steer the discussion from pole dancers to something totally clean, and no joke is cleaner than one from from the Readers' Digest. 

A kid asks his father, "Dad, how could it be that, every day, there is just enough news to fit perfectly on the newspaper - nothing more, nothing less?" 

All right, that quip was circa when newspaper was THE medium...

To me, tax seasons are just like that.  No matter what, my work always fits into the timing boxes called the Tax Season.  Nothing more.  Nothing Less.  It's magical.  It's clockwork.

Happy holidays!