"You would make a great IRS auditor."

Well, I have had to help with a few. Not just IRS audits; a big part of my client list is governmental entities for the State of Montana, Towns and Counties and Special Purpose Districts. I have one that we got from an audit every other year to every three years, now. Whew. That helps.

"I'm better at winning audits."

Here's the phrase I use with my clients: It's always better to do it right, than to do it over.