During tax season the standard client line is ...................... I know you are really busy   ------ but --------.  Doesn't the "but" negate the fact that I'm really busy?  Just a note to tax preparers out there.  If a client finally pushes you over the edge and you didn't learn enough from Dateline on how to hide the bodies, just make sure you have a real jury of your peers ------- other tax preparers on the jury.  The jury won't need more than 30 seconds to announce "not guilty".