The Ferengi have 285 Rules of Acquisition. I am now up to 987 reason to terminate a client, and yes, maybe I'll write a book.

You tell clients not to take pictures of documents - blurry, bad angle, thumb in the way. Of course they don't listen.  I misread last digit as an 8 instead of a 6 on the picture. Client calls up, very beligerant about the error and wants me to fix. Okay. There's no change in tax. Welll I did a recalcuation and I'm overpaying by $0.25. I don't want to pay the government (and this facist T...p) any more than they deserve. So I reply I don't deal in cents. If you look at the tax return it's whole dollars and there is no change. That didn't suffice. Client was nasty.

So I taped a quarter to a piece of paper that said to please find another preparer next year.Who needs this crap........