We have sign here tabs and highlighters...use to use pink and blue but someone said you couldn't do that anymore so we have an assortment of colors now.

We do have them ask for their paper clips and rubber bands but the worst is when they ask how about their envelopes that their documents were in because they use them for scratch pads...even had a few ask if we could staple them together so they could tear off what they needed.  

PS You all have made a tough day have a bright side.... Thanks