It's official. We would be friends @IRonMaN 

I too get annoyed with the one piece of paper at a time clients, especially when they feel the need to explain each document. For example, they'll say, "Here's my Social Security 1099 income, and here's my interest from Wells Fargo on my checking account," and it just goes on and on. Sometimes I want to respond with, "Wow, what is this? Where does it go? I've never seen this before!" Then I feel tempted to turn around and grab my bright yellow book, "Income Tax for Dummies," for a little help!