Received correspondence today from the aforementioned Intuit entity inquiring about hiring me. Here are my terms: $300 an hour payable in Hungarian gold Korona coins. Cadillac health insurance plan including dental insurance and eye insurance, with a new pair of pop bottles every year. Four weeks a year timeshare for free on a location in the Mediterranean. One year's worth of blue buffalo dog biscuits for Heidi. If you (Intuit) are interested, then please contact me.