That's comedy gold right there, and I've certainly endured all the things you mentioned.  As for the sitcom, I'm in!  There would be enough material to ensure the show ran longer than Seinfield-

Hard to say which is my favorite, you've got to love the clients who, despite you having sent pdf copy of their return(s) every year, will nonetheless contact you repeatedly to ask "Can you send me a copy of my 20__ return and send one to my bank for a loan I'm trying to get?"  I've always obliged, but now I charge them a hefty fee for doing so.    And apparently I'm not the only one with clients who can be relied on to ask "Do you think I'll get a refund this year?" to which I answer "I don't know, why don't you meet me halfway and send me your info?"    And why are so many non-tax professionals convinced we have the power of clairvoyance?  Can't remember how many I've had to set straight on that, I ask them why, since I have the gift of prophecy, I'm not in
Vegas or on Wall Street instead of putting up with them?