Seriously... what G.D bull**bleep**.

@Anonymous 

If you (Intuit) insist on taking away what little pleasure there is on this forum by a little joking - you WILL lose most of us.   

Ask "support" how they would like to have to do all the heavy lifting the we do.  I doubt that enough phone lines could be installed to deal with all the calls.  Not to mention they generally can't answer the questions anyway.