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Ole and Lena lived on the border of Norda'kota and Souda'kota.

Some years on their taxes, they claim they live in Norda'kota and some years they claim they live in Souda'kota..

Finally the States of Norda'kot and Souda'kota send folks from the Dept of Revenue to their farm...

Dey say, Ole.. you can't claim you live in Norda'kota some years, and then Souda'kota odder years...we're going to send out the 'surweighers' und dey is goin' to surweight da farm.. and sees zactly where da state lines runs...

So da surweighers comes d'out and they surweight Ole's und Lena's farm... dey finds dat the barn sits in Souda'kota and the chicken coop sits in Norda'kota and the state line runs right thru the middle of the house...

So's da states of Norda'koda and Souda'koda comes out again and they give Ole and Lena da new...but dey says to Ole... you'se can pick Norda'koda or Souda'koda as a residences... you'se can't pick da both...we's vill be back in dah veek to gets your answer...

So's da States of Norda'kodas and Souda'kodas dey comes back in a veek..und dey asks Ole " so vhich is it goings to be Ole? You gonna live in Norda'kodas or Souda'kodas?

Ole says "vell, me's and Lenas.. ve talked it d'over... ve's dinkin ve's going to claim to be Souda'koda residents..."

So da representative from Norda'koda asks" is it because Souda'koda's gots cheaper taxes???"

" No " says Ole.." dey's 'bout da same.... but Lena made da decisions...she's says to me.. Ole, Lets live in Souda'koda...
I've about had it wid Norda'koda vinters!"

Ole takes his buddy Sven into the Nursery at the hospital in Sioux Falls to show him his new son that Lena just delivered...

As dey admire da new baby boy, Sven can't help but noticin' dat da baby is Mulatto....

"So's Ole.." sez Sven " ain't ja a liddle mad at Lena for dat new baby??"

"Vot for?" ask Ole...

" Vell Ole, don'cha tink dat baby is kinda dark?" asks Sven..

" Ja,vell Uffda... he choor is, but vhat's ya gonna do??" replies Ole...

"So's you'se not mad at Lena dat the baby's kinda dark den?"

" naw " sez Ole..." ever since we been done married, dat voman.. she burns every ting!"