@dascpa "Many new computers don't even come with CD players."  

Exactly.  My new computer is half the size of a Kleenex box.  I have an external disk drive that I'm thinking of hooking up.  First, though, I should plug in the cable.  It's been running on WiFi since April.  

PATAX, though, is the kind of person who still prints out boarding passes at the airport. 

"Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama squirrels in trees in between"