Ole, the smoothest Norske in the Minnesota National Guard and a natural **bleep**.

Ole stood up before the latest group of inductees and said…"If you haf da normal GI insurans an' yoo go to Afghanistan an' get yourself killed, da governmen' pays yer beneficiary $20,000. If yoo take out da supplemental insurans, vich cost you only t'irty dollars a mont, den da governmen' got ta pay yer beneficiary $200,000! Now, Ole concluded,"Vich bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first?”