I can handle that kind of stuff.  It's the heavy smokers that get to me.  Sometimes I want to get a clothes line installed outside of the office and buy some clothes pins so that I can hang their tax information until the toxic fumes have worn off.  I have another one that I can't quite understand.  You get your tax stuff mailed to you in January.  When you come into the office in February why does everything smell musty?  It's like everything has been stored down in a dungeon for three years.  And it has to be the dungeon below the moat to smell that musty.