PA - you are just a man ahead of his time.  Staggering dates is nice in theory but some folks seem to have enough problems remembering that April 15th is kind of an important date for getting things done.  Imagine the chaos with various due dates. 

If the insanity is starting to get to you, just let me know.  I know a guy in IL that can hook you up with some powerful medicine to help you with your problems.  I believe they call it Fireball, but I can confirm that for you if you like.