Why is it whenever I want to print electronic filing reports it takes two tries?  Click on the selection once, no dice.  Try it again and it works.  It's like trying to start a 1972 Buick on a 20 below morning ----------- it never can start on the first try.  The program has acted like this for years.  It doesn't matter what year of the program and whether it is on an old computer or a new computer, it always takes two tries. 🏳️

But as long as I am here:

Ole and Sven walk into a bar and they order some beers. After drinking his, Ole looks into his shirt pocket. They order another round and Ole looks into his shirt pocket again. This goes on for a few more rounds.  Sven is curious, “Ole, why do you look in your pocket after each beer? “Whatcha got in der?”
Ole confesses, “I have a picture of my Lena in der, and when she starts ta look good, I go home.”