@BobKamman   I'd say yours was a case of bobkammanbarksatami, where ami = a misread initialism.

The initialism used in my handle is alc = all lower case.  Ok, ok, I know it's lowercase, but al wouldn't work. 

"inconsiderate caustic sarcasm" would be ics.  Perhaps you could change your comment to "LCS = lame caustic sarcasm".   I'd take the fifth on that.

lcs = lacerte customer service.  But that's EXACTLY why Lacerte would not add an explanation for MY handle, even if that were its normal practice. 

Of course Joshua was my spd, smarty-pants dog...