I heard a marching band outside my office a little while ago.  Evidently Intuit sent the band over to celebrate the milestone.  Well, it really wasn't a real band, it was some 90 year old guy strapped down with a bunch of instruments trying to play a bunch of them at the same time.  The neighbors were complaining about the racket and I thought he was going to have a heart attack so I gave him 20 bucks to go away.  But before he left, he gave me an envelope from Intuit.  I opened up the envelope and found the keys to a brand new Corvette.  There was a note inside saying that the keys are free, but I would have to pay for the car if I wanted it ---------- including the fast path fee I would have to pay every year in order to drive it. 

Oh well, it's another nice spring day, so back to work.