Wish I could make this up.

First tax return today - wants to deduct boob job.  Not a stripper but in pharmaceutical sales.  Says she's selling more since.

Afternoon - is a circumcision deductible?  Turns out yes, it's a medical expense and not considered a cosmetic procedure.  My son was going to become a Mohel but ended up just becoming a rabbi.  He didn't want to work for tips.......

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