Well I'm feeling pretty good, all of my extensions are complete.  But that feel good moment was short lived ------- I just remembered I have 6.3 million individual returns to get out by the April 19th due date.  But then again, my printer is still working and so is my staple puller, so I'm back to feeling good again.  But as long as I'm here, I need to fulfill my @joshuabarksatlcs duties:

Dr O’Mahony tells his patient, “I have bad news and worse news, Paddy.”

“Oh dear,” Paddy replies, “What’s the bad news?”

The doctor says, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That’s terrible,” says Paddy, “How can the terrible news possibly be worse?”

Dr O’Mahony replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

And yeah, I know the due date is 4/18 - I just wanted to see if anyone was still paying attention to me.