"not that I enjoy mentioning this (but I do, hahaha)"

Careful with those kinds of comments.  If you happen to run into a brick wall at some point with Lacerte, there are going to be a few people standing curbside "hahaha-ing" you.  I don't need the form, so I won't be one of those haha folks, but I will have a little smile on my face -------------- just because.

Well, as long as I'm here:

Every night, Paddy walks into a bar and orders three shots of whiskey. 
He downs each shot, pays the barman, and leaves.
The bartender eventually asks him why he always drinks exactly three shots.
“It’s one for me and one for each of my brothers,” he tells the bartender. “One is in America and the other is in Australia, and we do this to feel like we’re all still drinking together.”
A month later Paddy only orders two shots of whiskey.
“Oh no,” says the barman. “I’m sorry for your loss. Was it the one in America or Australia?”
“What?” Paddy looks puzzled, then glances at the whiskey glasses. “Jesus no, it’s nothin’ like that. It’s just that I’ve decided to stop drinking.”