I think we have all pretty seen everything when it comes to client transfer of tax information ----------------- except a garbage can.  I think you win the award with that one.

I think my heroin users and mass murderers open their stuff at home and leave the envelope there ----------- just so they don't tip me off.

I had one guy that would start putting envelopes that "might be" tax stuff in a paper grocery after the first of the year.  I would spend my time opening envelope after envelope until we got through the pile.  Every year I would easily cover my tax prep bill because he would always have two or three dividend checks tucked into the tax pile.