Why oh why do these people feel the need to open envelopes and then put the information back in the envelope before they give it to us?  Honest, the IRS doesn't require me to run any forensics tests on the envelopes so you can keep them.  Unless of course you consider the process of opening envelopes and then re-stuffing them part of your daily workout, then keep doing it.  But can I add a fast track workout fee to your bill for the time I waste going through this nonsense?

Ok, I'm done.  Everybody get back to work --------- I'm sure you have some envelope opening work left for you to do today too.