I just bought a gaurd dog to gaurd my client files at night.  Can I deduct his food on my tax return?  He weighs 150 pounds so he really eats a lot, and it is getting really expensive to feed him.  What about the cost of his flea collar?  Nail trim?  Pink bows for his head?

Wasn't this a much better question that when is form 7203 or 8915F going to be ready?  You need to spice things up a little and have a little variety in the questions here to keep everybody interested so they keep coming back.